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STARTUP-SEQUENCE
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1995-08-25
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56 lines
;S.A.J. Productions presents:
;
;The Graphics Construction Kit! ('s startup-seq. waffle)
;
assign z: ram:
type text2
;z >Nil:
loadwb
;zoom quiet
endcli >Nil:
;
;
;HEY! It's you! (yet again)
;
;This is beginning to turn into a habit...
;How many startup-sequences have so much text?
;
;You know there really is no point in writing
;all(?) this waffle...
;
;so you shouldn't be sitting there reading (and
;no doubt altering) this startup-sequence.
;
;
;Perhaps this could be a world first...
;how about the first (and last) startup NOVEL!
;
;Naah...
;But look at this!
;we've reached the end of the page! Perhaps this
;could be the first startup scroller!
;
;YEAH!
;
;
;This text is really steaming now!
;
;
;Well now that the important bits have scrolled off
;the top of the page (and also because this text is
;a heatlh hazard to the writer) it's time to bugger
;off and figure out how this text was typed with
;a straightjacket on...
;
;Before leaving...
;Here's something to digest.If ye olde Earth was exactly
;1 year old then our high technology civilization has
;only be around for 0.25 seconds...
;
;See ya in the furnace...